I was looking for underwear and found a pair of Davenport's "Boy Leg" undies from Woolworths (Woolies) and after using them (I washed them first, of course!), found that they were really comfortable. So the next time we went supermarket shopping at Woolies, I decided to get more.
Tractor Chick: Babe, I want to buy some more Boy Legs cos they're really comfortable.
Farm Stud (selective listening): Huh? Boiled eggs? Why would you want boiled eggs in Woolies? I don't think Woolies sells boiled eggs.
Tractor Chick (distracted): Huh? Boiled eggs? What boiled eggs?
Farm Stud: You said you wanted to buy boiled eggs.
Tractor Chick: Why would I want to buy boiled eggs when I can boil eggs at home?
Tractor Chick: (Thinking again) Oh....(hahahaha), no, I meant I wanted to get more undies and the type of undies is called Boy Leg!
Farm Stud: ????
Tractor Chick: I'll show you!
That's a farmer for you! My Farm Stud from Australia!
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